Paidion - that, my friend, was outstanding! 
Six point Calvinism:
Sovereignty
Total depravity
Unconditional election
Persistence of the saints
Irresistible grace
Downright load of old pony
That was great too! The boys are on a rol!!
p.s. - you might get a little push-back
Six point Calvinism:
Sovereignty
Total depravity
Unconditional election
Persistence of the saints
Irresistible grace
Downright load of old pony
Neat/sweet/petite 
I have to admit I’ve been struck by this for the last week. It reminds me of something I’ve heard James White say a lot(of course, the antithesis of), though I think he’s repeating something he heard from someone else: God can either save some people, or he can save everybody, or he can save nobody. There might be more to it, but I think that is the jist of it. For a long time I was given pause when I heard him say this, but it never stuck since I thought there was something not quite right about the formulation. Though I couldn’t explain what, as many teachings of Jesus or his stories, and various arguments and exhortations of the apostles would flash across my brain. So when I read this, something clicked in good moving forward kind of way. I still can’t put my finger on it much less express it. But still, thanks for your help along the way.
T.U.L.I.P.
Total Depravity
Unconditional Election
Limited Atonement
Irresistible Grace
Perseverance of the Saints
**ANOTHER LOOK AT T.U.L.I.P.**
**T**otally Depraved Doctrine.
**U**ncertain salvation.
**L**uck of the draw.
**I**rresistible damnation.
**P**ersecution of the Saints.
