The Evangelical Universalist Forum

Forum Criticism concerning Anti-Calvinists

Praise God, brothers and sisters that civility, good humor, respect, and friendship prevails…may the Lord make us truly grateful!

Michael in Barcelona

We Calvinists got it goin’ on like that! It’s that whole “being chosen by God” thing that makes the women putty in our hands :smiley:

Matt :sunglasses:

Allan, as far as your first question goes regarding who had the best clue during the Reformation…You answered your own question in the order of the list provided :wink:

Matt

A certain lifesaver erects a big sign.

DO NOT SWIM.

Some time later, 10 girls can be seen drowning in the surf.

“Well,” said the lifesaver. “Can’t say I didn’t warn them. They all deserve to drown.”

“Surely you don’t mean that!” said his friend, horrified.

“I can save them all, if I choose. My mercies never end, you know. Let’s see now. Eeny meeny myni mo… I’ll save the blonde.”

“Why her?”

“No reason.”

The lifesaver swims out, saves the blonde and brings her to shore. (The others all drown.)

“My hero!” she cries, kissing his feet.

“I know,” he replies modestly. “I am wonderful. Has anyone called the press?”