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Bible Roulette

I just read this joke on another forum.

Now a serious question.

If God is the one uncaused cause, timeless, with absolute foreknowledge, why shouldn’t this kind of “Bible Roulette” work?

Wouldn’t it be impossible for anyone to get the above results unless God really were telling them to kill themselves?

Any thoughts?

Nope it wouldn’t be impossible. These kinds of things do sometimes happen “randomly”.

Here is one that I heard occurred many years ago in my area. A woman sought wisdom from the Bible in the same way as you described. After opening the Bible randomly and placing her finger on a particular part of the page, she read the verse:

“Lord, have mercy on my son, for he is a lunatic.”

I’ve read that little “funny” before, Michael, and sure – it could happen by pure chance, but I’d expect that it’s highly unlikely.

The main reason this sort of “study” can’t be depended on to work is that it represents a magical, divination-type model for understanding scripture, and that is not what scripture is for. It is, first and foremost, intended to reveal God to us in Christ Jesus through the Holy Spirit’s illumination.

The writings are about the Word, and the Word (Jesus) is all about relationship. Reading by lightning flash may occasionally work, if God decides to use that – and He may – but this is not the way He primarily chooses to reveal Himself to people. His style is a lot more personal than that.

Blessings, Cindy

Thank you.

I came across this (from John Newman, the author of “Amazing Grace.”)

puritansermons.com/newton/newton1.htm