Split up the firewood!
Those logs can’t keep from fighting,
Yet soon they will dance.
Brightly burn in peace,
Warmth and comfort radiate
For their peacemaker.
Agitate the clothes.
Foreign substances remove,
Making soft and pure.
Then drive off the wet –
On cold days hardly wanted!
Fluffy, warm and dry.
Dishes I must cleanse
And empty out the sink now –
Put them in their place.
Masticate those roots
In masticating juicer
Harvest essence bright.
Carrots reddish orange,
Pale and green the celery
Sadly, these make brown.
Gather fragments up,
But not that I may save them –
Out must go the trash.
Repack shipping box.
Her mind she changed, my lady –
Wants a diff’rent pot.
Vacuum cleaner time!
The dog has not been resting,
Growing hair’s hard work.
Now please, may I paint?
No, girl! To your drawing things!
Drawing must come first.
I’m evading chores
In writing of this long list.
Writing is more fun.